Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Giving Thanks

College Callgirl, who claims to have exited the hooking business, has posted a Thanksgiving list of things that she's thankful for. One of the items is "nasty porn". The image accompanying the list item in her post is a Bang Bus graphic. Bang Bus is nasty porn indeed.

I used to date an ex-prostitute who liked nasty porn. She was, truthfully, one of the sweetest girls I've ever known. She was also a firecracker in bed. It was a long distance relationship and we weren't able to get together very often, but when we did, she would keep me erect for hours while she had organsm after orgasm.

So, this Thanksgiving I am giving thanks for all you ex-prostitutes who like nasty porn. In my extremely limited experience, you are sweet, loving, considerate, giving, and very, very nasty in a wonderful way that causes ex-boyfriends to remember you with longing and gratitude.

Happy Thanksgiving.

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