Client #9 is
1) The masculine answer to Chanel #5. Gives men the aura of the populist crusader, protecting the common people from Wall Street crime and prostitution rings. For the steamroller in your life.
2) A great name for a punk rock band. With songs like "How much to skull fuck you" and "I'm too broke to buy blow jobs", these drinking class heros have built a loyal following among horny, angry, immature young men.
3) The last of nine contestants on the TV game show "Who Wants To Be A John", in which married middle-aged men compete for the affections of pretty young women by asking for unprotected sex.
4) What Miss Moneypenny called Agent 007 behind his back.
Friday, March 28, 2008
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